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Thea;
17;
United Kingdom;
Green eyes;
Black hair;
I have a variety of interests..anything can interest me if it's interesting enough.
I always link all the things I post, and if you follow me then I follow you back if I like your blog too :)
Some kind of sick April fools. Though it’s too late anyway. It’s just started raining, what a surprise. Work tomorrow, great, working on ‘good’ friday. Is it really that good? I’m bored of making tea, and drinking it, only to find yet again I don’t really want it. Ohhh tumblr you’re my only escape :]
@2 years agoI am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I don’t like anyone.
It’s night right now.
There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
You ate chicken today.
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby TV on.
You get along with your neighbors.
Twilight is a horrible series.
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.
Running a mile sounds awful.
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.
Your parents are still together.
You woke up before 8 this morning.
Baths are better than showers.
You are 5’5” or shorter.
You hate British accents.
Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
Cats are better than dogs.
The 90’s sucked.
Your cell phone is right next to you.
Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
Your hair is short.
You are by yourself right now.
The last thing you drank was water.
You’re in your PJ’s right now.
Your hair color is natural.
Fred from Youtube is annoying.
You don’t drink soda.
You are at least 130 lbs.
There’s at least 20$ in your wallet.
It’s cold out.
Orange juice is better than apple juice.
You love someone right now.
Video games are awesome.
Your sheets are white.
You have read works by Shakespeare before.
You know someone who has beaten cancer.
Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
Chocolate is better than vanilla.
You’re allergic to peanuts.
You’ve never been to New York.
You’ve never been on a varsity sports team.
You want to go to Europe.
You’re using a laptop right now.
Plastic surgery is a good idea.
Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
You’ve made yourself throw up.
You’ve cheated on someone before.
You have a broken heart at the moment.
Your friends do drugs.
School is too early.
Your nails have nail polish on them right now.
You’re Italian.
You have a tan right now.
You’ve been on a diet before.
You shop in plus sized clothing stores.
Hot Topic is scary.
There are socks on your feet right now.
You’ve used a hair straightener.
Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
You’re in Verizon’s network.
Cheesecake is delicious.
You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
You’ve been rejected.
You are fluent in more than one language.
Comedies are better than action films.
You love Greek food.
You consider yourself a picky eater.
You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.
You live with your parents.
You’re happy right now
Today’s going to be a CBA day. Especially because I have work later. On a Saturday, ich, but then again I’ve got Sunday off. I’m up watching the morning news waiting for my peng newsreader to come on.. though I think he doesn’t work Saturday’s..and I do. Not about it.
Oh and it’s absolutely flooding with rain.
ANECDOTE?
“What would you most like for your birthday?” a man asks his wife. She thinks for a minute. “I’d love to be ten again,” smiling broadly.
So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early. Off they go to the local theme park. What a day! He puts her on every ride in the park — The Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear — everything there is! Wow! She staggers out of the park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right into McDonald’s they go. Her husband orders a double Big Mac for her along with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie. It’s the latest Star Wars epic, with plenty of cotton candy, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M & Ms. What a fabulous adventure of a day!
Finally she wobbles home with her husband and collapses into bed. He leans over lovingly. “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” She opens one eye and stares at him. “You idiot,” she moans. “I meant dress size!”
It’s night right now.
There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
You ate chicken today.
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby TV on.
You get along with your neighbors.
Twilight is a horrible series.
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.
Running a mile sounds awful.
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.
Your parents are still together.
You woke up before 8 this morning.
Baths are better than showers.
You are 5’5” or shorter.
You hate British accents.
Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
Cats are better than dogs.
The 90’s sucked.
Your cell phone is right next to you.
Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
Your hair is short.
You are by yourself right now.
The last thing you drank was water.
You’re in your PJ’s right now.
Your hair color is natural.
Fred from Youtube is annoying.
You don’t drink soda.
You are at least 130 lbs.
There’s at least 20$ in your wallet.
It’s cold out.
Orange juice is better than apple juice.
You love someone right now.
Video games are awesome.
Your sheets are white.
You have read works by Shakespeare before.
You know someone who has beaten cancer.
Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
Chocolate is better than vanilla.
You’re allergic to peanuts.
You’ve never been to New York.
You’ve never been on a varsity sports team.
You want to go to Europe.
You’re using a laptop right now.
Plastic surgery is a good idea.
Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
You’ve made yourself throw up.
You’ve cheated on someone before.
You have a broken heart at the moment.
Your friends do drugs.
School is too early.
Your nails have nail polish on them right now.
You’re Italian.
You have a tan right now.
You’ve been on a diet before.
You shop in plus sized clothing stores.
Hot Topic is scary.
There are socks on your feet right now.
You’ve used a hair straightener.
Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
You’re in Verizon’s network.
Cheesecake is delicious.
You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
You’ve been rejected.
You are fluent in more than one language.
Comedies are better than action films.
You love Greek food.
You consider yourself a picky eater.
You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.
You live with your parents.
You’re happy right now
Some kind of sick April fools. Though it’s too late anyway. It’s just started raining, what a surprise. Work tomorrow, great, working on ‘good’ friday. Is it really that good? I’m bored of making tea, and drinking it, only to find yet again I don’t really want it. Ohhh tumblr you’re my only escape :]
Today’s going to be a CBA day. Especially because I have work later. On a Saturday, ich, but then again I’ve got Sunday off. I’m up watching the morning news waiting for my peng newsreader to come on.. though I think he doesn’t work Saturday’s..and I do. Not about it.
Oh and it’s absolutely flooding with rain.
ANECDOTE?
“What would you most like for your birthday?” a man asks his wife. She thinks for a minute. “I’d love to be ten again,” smiling broadly.
So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early. Off they go to the local theme park. What a day! He puts her on every ride in the park — The Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear — everything there is! Wow! She staggers out of the park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right into McDonald’s they go. Her husband orders a double Big Mac for her along with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie. It’s the latest Star Wars epic, with plenty of cotton candy, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M & Ms. What a fabulous adventure of a day!
Finally she wobbles home with her husband and collapses into bed. He leans over lovingly. “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” She opens one eye and stares at him. “You idiot,” she moans. “I meant dress size!”
I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I don’t like anyone.
